You know you’re a swimmer when you would rather swim a few miles than run a few miles

You know you’re a swimmer when being told that you’re ‘fish-like’ is a compliment :)

You know you’re a swimmer when hearing “this set with fins” is better than winning $1000 :)

You know you’re a swimmer when you’re just too sexy to wear clothes while competing ;)

You know you’re a swimmer when there are never enough dry towels

You know you’re a swimmer when there’s nothing wrong with saying “I’ll show you my breast if you show me your fly” ;)

You know you’re a swimmer when half of a second makes a really big difference

You know you’re a swimmer when jamming a piece of styrofoam between your legs is not considered a kinky sexual activity :)

You know you’re a swimmer when you always have rings around your eyes from your goggles

You know you’re a swimmer when you have a permanent speedo tan :)